Contacts

When giving blowjobs,
before he cums on your face,
remove your contacts.

Trash

I really despise
trashy homosexuals.
Fucking trash bag fags!

Expressionism

Expressionism?
Here's an expression for you:
blow me, you douchebag.

Acne Bitch

The acne-faced bitch
who threatens me on facebook
should purchase facewash.

Ocean

Me and an ocean.
Both seemingly different,
but we both are wet.

Starfish

Starfish, a creature
that regenerates when cut.
Starfish castration?

Us

Masters of haiku,
we fill everyone with prose.
And also our cocks.