Nipples

Nipples and haikus.
They are two of life's great joys.
Both involve my mouth.

Mini-Douche

When you're fat and short,
you've no basic human rights.
Mini-douchebags suck.

Art History

Art History sucks.
The book weighs more than my head.
Blow me, Da Vinci.

Ninja

I am a ninja.
I have a hairy anus.
It thwarts enemies.

Rainbow

Queer as a rainbow,
he stands alone, blossoming.
Bring on the semen!

Auschwitz

This is like Auschwitz.
Although they're killing less Jews,
so that's a step up.

Indian Women

Indian women:
don't walk in front of my car.
I'll hit you. For real.